ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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