that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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