I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
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