How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You smell like stripper and shame
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
