Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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