I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
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