Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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