Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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