my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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