I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just googled if crying burns calories
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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