is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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