what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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