ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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