Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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