is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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