I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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