Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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