How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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