We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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