she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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