My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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