Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
there is glitter all over my balls
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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