Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize
