I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
