Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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