Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
