I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
