So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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