She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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