and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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