Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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