what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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