even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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