you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
