The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
nutella sex= disaster
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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