i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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