Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
