i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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