Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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