I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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