hell yes lets make some ravioli
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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