I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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