Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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