Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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