I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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