Only a mothe r could love this liver
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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