bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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