But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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