The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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