they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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