You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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