yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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