Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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