Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Just high enough for therapy.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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