I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
