Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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