make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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