He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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