I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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