? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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