whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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